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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Still no good

American Airlines sent a plane from the US to Italy that was too big for its destination airport and wasn't allowed to land - Business Insider

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

No go.

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Pharmacy group withholds endorsing CDC's latest vaccine recommendations - AOL.com

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Obesity Newcomer Metsera, Up 23%, Enters The Ring With A Punch - Investor's Business Daily

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

How did you know you weren't the narc?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What should I expect after a BBL surgery?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

What habits do happy couples have?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading